May 2013
dicksoclock:
oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says
“where do these go?”
and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”
and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried
and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N (via beatboxgoesthump)
claricedemedici:
dareandwriteitdown:
egredi:
Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark.
#mine glow blue when orcs are near
mine go ding when there’s stuff
ding ha
dirtybongobeats:
lowkeat:
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
snorlaxatives:
snorlaxatives:
i wish i could use emoji’s in real life
wait apparently those are called emotions
When I accidentally pluck my eyebrows too thin
whatshouldwecallme:
“Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.”
– Hafiz (via viage)
rhydonmyhardon:
If touching my butt is not included in one of your lifetime goals we need to reassess your priorities
